#i feel like a lot of people try and turn the hunger games into some big katniss picking between peeta and gale when in reality the entire book is katniss making her choice over and over again. prim. it’s always prim. the only person she KNOWS she loves.
she and dean would get along
you did not just
oh FUCK HUNGER GAMES AU DEAN WOULD VOLUNTEER FOR SAM IN A HEART BEAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME NO FUCKING HESITATION HE WOULD MARCH TO THE STAGE AND STAND WITH HIS JAW CLENCHED AND MURDER IN HIS EYES AND LATER WHEN HE SAYS HIS GOODBYES HE’D HUG SAMMY AND TELL HIM “DON’T WORRY, I’LL BE BACK SOON”
there wouldn’t even be a fake romantic subplot to help him survive he would rip people’s throats out with his bare hands even before he got his hands on a weapon, no mercy, with that same furious set to his jaw as he had on reaping day because no one is gonna keep him from getting home to Sammy.
I’d like to correct this:
“God, send us someone to cure AIDS, cancer, etc., etc.”
“I did, but you gave them a substandard education because they lived in an area with poor funding due to low property taxes.
I did, but you let them die because they couldn’t afford healthcare.
I did, but due to racism you stomped out their potential and didn’t give them the same opportunities.
I did, but you make a college education too unaffordable while giving the big bankers passes.
I did, but you saw a homeless youth before you saw a kid with potential.
I did, but you kicked the downtrodden while they were already shoulder deep in sinking sand.”
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I did, but you forced her to carry an unwanted pregnancy to term, forcing her to become a single mother with limited income, having to sacrifice her college dreams in order to provide for her unwanted child.
fucking BOOM ^
the undoing of mankind
M̸̡̮ͦ̅̀̀̎͊͟Ỵ̼̗ͣ͐̇̕͟ ̂̊ͨͫ̇ͭ̀̕͏̻̗͎̜̹̼V͍̠̰̲̠̻̲̟̝ͤͤ͌͗͠O̮̘̘̾͢İ̹̩̜̩̙̻͈͊̎ͣͦ̃̏̏C̷̭̼̞͕͍̲̭̞̣͐ͬͤͯͮẼ̸͇̮̤̞̟͕̼͍̇͑̇̈́̏ͤ͐̑̀̕ ̷̯̻͕̞̞̻̗͓͛͆̽̄͐̊I̴̡͇̞̒ͩ͗ͣS̴̜̫̯̹̬̽͂̐̉͐͛͋͢͞ ͎̫͉͍̰̖͉̽̒ͅHͩ̊͒̿͐ͭ́̂ͥ̀͝҉̮̗͈Ḭ͖̲̟ͭ̂ͤ̅͊̿̎͗̐͟ͅG̫̠̫̝̹̬̙ͦ̒̐H͇ͯͬ͊E̤̳͌̔̔̇R̡̺̾ ̣̟̭̘̫̞̱̹̄͛̏Ṫ̇̄͊̿͏̭̗̖͕̩̕H̬̙̅ͨẠ̛̝̳̽̏ͧͦͫ̌͘͝Nͪ͐ͩ͋ͯͫ̐̍҉͉͎͖͓͟ ̡̝̠̺̰̰̰͍̂̓̾̽̋̔͞͞Y̭ͭ͂ͮͦ̏ͣ͆Ȍ̬͉ͣ̃̀̕͘Ŭ̙̣͔͛̆ͨ͘R̲͉̲̩͈͈̟͋͛ͦ̎ͫͅ ̸͔̣͓̹̳̟̹̘̐̂͌͠͠V̹̠̻̞̳ͯͣ̎̉͢O̧̡ͦ͛̑ͭ͐͊̚҉̮̮I͉͉̣̭̘͆͆̋̂̈́ͥ̑ͨ́C̷̡̳̩̘̫̦̖̮͊ͪ̔ͩ̋͂͡ͅĔ̸͇̠̪͔̘̤̖̥ͫ̋ͮ̅̾͑ͥ͟
at the point where they just start solidly screaming at one another i lose it every time
Men, are you worried for your own safety because misandry?
You need to accept that misandry happens in the real world and take some precautions.
Take a self defense class, they’re only a couple hundred dollars a month.
Don’t go out after dark unless you have a…
go to vogue.co.uk and type (on your keyboard) up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and watch what happens when you keep pressing A
THINGS I WEREN’T EXPECTING
When? Who? … Why?
Somewhere, a web developer is in stitches.
my intro to information sciences prof showed us this video Friday morning and I’m still laughing three days later
i want to go study in a library now
This is… this is beautiful. *cries*
i’m gonna cry at how wonderful that was
This is the greatest thing I have ever laid eyes on
My middle school orchestra teacher has this hanging in her room. It’s fantastic.
This is what it sounds like. REALLY good song.
My friend keeps practising it. Fucking amazing. I’m fairly certain the music got written by someone doodling geometric figures on a sheet of music paper and then realizing they’d actually written the song of the gods.
“Arranged by Accident”
It sounds like a boss battle.
REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT AN AUDIO VERSION OF THIS. I never knew it was ACTUALLY a song. I grew up seeing this floating around and just thinking it was a joke.
I AM FUCKING TERRIFIED
You need at least 15 fingers to play this song!
A remixed version of the song was actually used as a boss battle theme, for Flandre Scarlet in a Japanese shooter game called The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil. The remixed version is called “U.N. Owen was Her?”, or simply “Flandre’s Theme”.
EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE THRIFT SHOP LISTEN TO THIS SHIT!
seriously guys, listen to this
this sounds like the background music you’d hear in a movie as the camera leads you around a bustling marketplace in the 17- or 1800s and it leads to the sight of a bunch of sailors hoisting and tossing around a bunch of packages on a ship getting ready to set sail for adventure
Things that come to my mind when I hear this:
- Composers breakdancing
The Cast of the Hobbit play “Guess the feet!”
that glorious moment when even the press believes the manips… and Martin Freeman is the one who has to correct them…Benedict: “That’s bullshit. Who did that?”
journalist: “I found it like that on the Internet!”
of course you did! - that’s what we do!
Uhm no, let’s talk about why Neville Longbottom is a beautiful character and why I wish more people admired him.
- Neville Longbottom came from an emotionally abusive home; he was constantly made to feel as though he was not only good enough for Gryffindor, but to be called…