May 2013
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kwikemart:
i can’t believe i am going to be an adult soon i only know like 2 things
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readalot413:
liverpate:
azraeldoesnotdispute:
liverpate:
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
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toinfinityandbeyonce:
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barackinaroundthechristmastree:
WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS
let’s reflect on this
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warpedlamp:
I have found the perfect gif representation of what internet arguments look like.
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smogoncc:
If Butterfree evolved from Metapod why are there still Metapod? Checkmate, atheists.
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fatkidinmath:
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
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heathyr:
there’s nothing more disappointing than falling in love with someone’s work and then finding out that the creator is a complete douchebag
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pizzaforpresident:
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
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Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
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could be dangerous: Interesting Fact About... →
cering:
I’ve noticed that several of my followers are Miyazaki fans, so I thought I share this little tidbit of information with you about Spirited Away.
I always wondered why the symbol “ゆ” (said “yu”) was on the door to the bath house. I asked my Japanese teacher, and he wasn’t too…
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college application: i did a thing once
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sketchlock:
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psychoanalyzeme:
holy shit korea i love you a lot
all you need to know is that it’s an inside look on the show hannibal thanks to a korean narrator who really is uncontrollably excited and gives praises to Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy, respectively
finished with sparkly things and such
edit: translation here!
I don’t and won’t watch the show but that was...
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WHAT COMES BETWEEN SEX AND FEAR???
batched:
libraryoftheancients:
riker-wears-a-skant:
pedicatio:
nothingbutthedreams:
dorkery:
FÜNF
I love you.
Oh my god.
I LOVE LANGUAGE JOKES
I should not be laughing anywhere near as much as I am.
OH MY GOD.
bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
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adventuresonpaper:
I’ll come back for you I whisper as I caress the books I can’t afford
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johannweyer:
“accepting religion is accepting ignorance!” “religion is just a fairytale!” “you cant accept science and be religious!”
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you know what?
cassjaytuck:
Read More
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misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the...
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chenyakumo:
hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but
fuck wasps
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nillawiffle:
lydiabutz:
I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.
sticler:
sassy-gay-dust:
omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon
“take the bark for a walk”
“hey could you feed the meows”
“hey look at all those moos”
woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF